YAOI: How can I avoid it?

Hetalia. Something that I absolutely adore. I love it. I'm a fan of it. But just because there are too many guys, I freaking can't avoid yaoi. I HATE YAOI. I'm a teenage girl, you can consider me a fangirl for my hyper-ness, but I will never ever like yaoi. I may ship AmericaxCanada, but that's a little spot in my heart for them. It's the yaoi couple that I least mind. You know what I also least mind? ScotlandxEngland. 


For me, the most annoying couple ever is USUK which is about a son screwing his dad. Or a dad screwing his son. They're both horribly disgusting. Well, of course I don't want my arteries to burst so I obviously only watch Hetalia. However, in EVERY FREAKING HETALIA EPISODE, whether it has Iggy or America in it or not, there are USUK rape comments. "Oh Iggy, how would you know what America's ass looks like? OHONHONHON" or "Soft British dude. How would you know that, America?" All of you people who write this crap, please STFU. Give normal Hetalia fans like me some peace?!!? And don't insult France's unique laugh! His laugh is unique and only meant for him to use! Not for you to fake it with USUK! Ask France if he even ships that bloody crap couple!! The irony of this is that some USUK fangirls who hate France just because France is coupled with England use France's laugh to make rape comments. How original. 


My friend Pokwan advised me to quit watching Hetalia. And you know what? As much as I love Hetalia, I think he's kind of right. But I'll never leave Hetalia. Stupid yaoi fangirls, you just wait...someday Hetero will rule Hetalia! EFF YEAH BEACH!! HETERO ROCKS THE WORLD FOREVA YO!!! Then I can finally watch Hetalia without stupid rape comments. One reason why I don't really mind FrUK is because the comments are hilarious. Not like USUK comments which is just fangirl #TrollFail.