Kids and Smartphones

Kids these days get Smartphones because of their parents' contract renewal. It can iPhone, iTouch, Xperia, Samsung Galazy whatever...but stop using it like you want to look like a boss. See that? I didn't put the hex there. Reason? Because these people don't look like a boss. Because so many kids aged around 11 have smartphones, it's the new 'trend'. I have a smartphone too, but I don't use it 90% of the time, playing games or PRETENDING to text. They just have to admit that they're desperate. Because usually you're not allowed to use your phones in school but these people chiong to take it out and pretend to text just to look...'hip'. 


I'm not trying to act like some mature older sister but seriously. Thank GOD, I have friends who don't do that. Sometimes I just wish that some teacher walks past, takes their stupid phone or iTouch and give them some demerit points. I'd LOVE to laugh in their face. And now that they don't have a stupid smartphone, I don't have to see the irksome clump of boys gathered around one playing with his stupid phone every single bloody morning. 


I'm not a nerd or an old-fashioned person, but I wish I could come to school with people gathering outside their lockers not around some phone addict douchebag. Worse part, some people do it in the canteen and not outside the classroom. Don't get me wrong, I love my smartphone. It's just that I'm not obsessed with abusing its use for popularity...or to me, I call it being infamous.

YAOI: How can I avoid it?

Hetalia. Something that I absolutely adore. I love it. I'm a fan of it. But just because there are too many guys, I freaking can't avoid yaoi. I HATE YAOI. I'm a teenage girl, you can consider me a fangirl for my hyper-ness, but I will never ever like yaoi. I may ship AmericaxCanada, but that's a little spot in my heart for them. It's the yaoi couple that I least mind. You know what I also least mind? ScotlandxEngland. 


For me, the most annoying couple ever is USUK which is about a son screwing his dad. Or a dad screwing his son. They're both horribly disgusting. Well, of course I don't want my arteries to burst so I obviously only watch Hetalia. However, in EVERY FREAKING HETALIA EPISODE, whether it has Iggy or America in it or not, there are USUK rape comments. "Oh Iggy, how would you know what America's ass looks like? OHONHONHON" or "Soft British dude. How would you know that, America?" All of you people who write this crap, please STFU. Give normal Hetalia fans like me some peace?!!? And don't insult France's unique laugh! His laugh is unique and only meant for him to use! Not for you to fake it with USUK! Ask France if he even ships that bloody crap couple!! The irony of this is that some USUK fangirls who hate France just because France is coupled with England use France's laugh to make rape comments. How original. 


My friend Pokwan advised me to quit watching Hetalia. And you know what? As much as I love Hetalia, I think he's kind of right. But I'll never leave Hetalia. Stupid yaoi fangirls, you just wait...someday Hetero will rule Hetalia! EFF YEAH BEACH!! HETERO ROCKS THE WORLD FOREVA YO!!! Then I can finally watch Hetalia without stupid rape comments. One reason why I don't really mind FrUK is because the comments are hilarious. Not like USUK comments which is just fangirl #TrollFail.